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NUFC Sale to Billionaire Arab.. most likely a load of old Ashley spun monkey crap

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, May 26, 2019.

  1. Santaseyebrow

    Santaseyebrow Well-Known Member

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    Ashley was made in a test tube
     
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  2. E.T. Fairfax

    E.T. Fairfax Well-Known Member

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    For some reason, looking at him, that wouldnt surprise me.
     
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  3. Santaseyebrow

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    Round bottomed flask?
     
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  4. LiamO

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    Part 4. Charley bends over, drops his keks and violently pulls both cheeks apart. He turns around to look at the Sheikh, begging for a job.. The Sheikh whips off his Turban to reveal....... Joe Kinnear....

    To be continued....,.
     
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  5. RobEllious

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    So we're relying on Mike to submit NUFC finances? That's gone incredibly well in the past hasn't it......
     
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  6. Santaseyebrow

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    Part 5

    We sell all our best players and get relegated
     
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  7. cronemeister

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    They're probably still with HMRC so we're ****ed now I reckon !
     
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  8. Geordieginola

    Geordieginola Well-Known Member

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    I am starting to wonder if this whole takeover saga is just an elaborate way to delay rafas contract and player acquisitions.

    The way in which it has planned out and then no news makes me wonder if the whole thing is a load of lies made up by Ashley and his team for whatever reason.

    Sounds sceptical. Yes I am and rightly so. Ashley is a player and it sounds like you just cannot trust the man.
     
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  9. Seabass

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    Na something genuine is going on for sure. Of course being long suffering toon fans we know how this sort of thing usually goes and the Sheikh will probably rip open his robe on sky sports news on transfer deadline day a red and white kit.
     
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  10. cronemeister

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    You're not saying anything that hasn't already been said and thought by most of us on here mate. One fact we do know is that we cannot trust the fat ****er in any way shape or form. Last time it came out before the Jan transfer window we were (and I quote) "Closer than we've ever been" to agreeing a deal only for Kenyon to sharp realise that after scrambling around in his pockets and drawers that he only had 3p to rub together and would need other investors to form a consortium. Fast forward 6 months to another transfer window and here we are again....with yet a different story giving us hope (hopefully not false) that we even closer than we were back in Dec. He has to do something different each time to keep us hoping and believing. Someone has already said that there seems to be too much smoke this time for there to not be any fire and the silence coming from the club is deafening....I'm still quietly optimistic.

    I can't help feeling like its a bit like them Daz adverts. Buy this new **** cos it'll get your whites whiter than the last load of **** we tried to peddle you last year....and the year before that and the year before that when we said exactly the same thing.
     
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  11. Tasty Magpie

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    Who wants some more straws to grasp at?
     
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  12. Tasty Magpie

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    Lee Charnley has applied to strike four companies linked to St James’ Park Holdings from the Companies House Register (Newcastle Strawberry Limited, Newcastle Star Limited, Newcastle West Development Limited and SJH Investment Limited).

    According to business experts this move would be consistent with tidying up the ownership picture in preparation for a takeover.

    No fret, NUFC are claiming “end of season house keeping” (just a strange coincidence it happens to be this end of season rather than any previous).



    Also, all Sports Direct signage is being removed from the stadium.

    Never fear though, according to NUFC they are just being taken down to be cleaned (priorities)... Though they could have done so when they were all taken down for the rugby recently.
     
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  13. Delusional Full Stop

    Delusional Full Stop Here to serve all your counselling needs.
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    That’s good enough for me.

    <cheers>

    <party> <party>
     
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  14. cronemeister

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  15. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    If you want better news than this. MA's lawyers set up a new company with 2 directors who just happen to be bzg people
     
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  16. cronemeister

    cronemeister Well-Known Member

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    Surely now we can change the last word in the thread title back to CONFIRMED. It's clearly happening.
     
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  17. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Proof?
     
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  18. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Oh ****.... it’s happening


     
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  19. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    Yes
     
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  20. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Monochrome is an interesting name... as it means black and white effectively.....

    Oh god!!!!
     
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