The All-New "Mouser Watch!" Thread

Not since Richard Burton in The Medusa Touch have I seen such magical powers.

 

Hey guise, just a quick update...

As you know since our latest cl trophy win I've decided to update this thread on a regular basis (some have said i planted my flag and now basically own the thing.. but I don't listen to such hearsay, I like to keep **** humble as you know guise)
Where was I? Oh yes...
As I said before, seeing as the right honerable @Hoddle Is A God has decided to take a sabattical from helping us cope with the delusion of beating spurs in the Champions league final earning our 6th European Cup title, I've decided to step in and take the reins...

Ironically as the living legend that is Jurgen Klopp lifted ole big ears above his head he also made certain that Project Poch Phase#1 comes to an end with no silverware.

Which brings me to this

 

What did I say below that?

 

You told @CFC: Champions of FFP x2 that Klopp would win the Champions league in 2019

 

Hey @brb
I think it's only right I'm allowed to choose the new name for this thread?

What about .......
6+ years of hiag wumming himself (the biggest wum of all) thread?
Or
The liberated all new spud delusion thread?

Perhaps a poll?

 

You misunderstand the purpose and nature of this thread, Sucky.

It isn't about 'Pool being good, bad or indifferent.

It is about the delusion of you Mousers, believing that you "deserve" trophies.

By winning the CL, despite us having 70% possession, your delusions will grow back to almost epic proportions.

This thread was created by me in an attempt to keep you all grounded.

This thread is HIAG's magic Mouser mirror.

 

You passed the ball around at the back despite losing. We absolutely dominated the game

 

I think it was a form of bullying and we should be punished. It was a bit like when you see an older kid with his hand on top of the younger kids head as the younger kids tries to punch him.

 

No one cares what you said.

 

**** you!

 

I think it's you who misunderstood me mate, this thread will always serve the same purpose as its creator intended, its the honerable thing after all.
Its just now I shall be taking your place and spud delusion taking the place of mouser delusion. Its quite simple mate.
I know this is tough time for the spuds and it may take some time for you personally to accept that this thread is now the property of me but to help you during this process I've got some cards I want you to look at, then I want you to tell me the first thing that comes into your mind after each card.

Lie on the couch mate I promise this won't hurt a bit.

 

I'm wondering what I said below again but @Milk six-pack will bully me. #bully

 

See what I mean @Suckmyklopp !

This is why my Mouser Watch thread has been pivotal to the success of this board.

 

I'll be quiet then ...

 

You said

"that post may come back to haunt you one day hiag"

I think that day has come

 

I'm going to start listing to luv more now... He's turning out to be pretty prescient.

 

There’s a theme forming here, Luvvy.

 

HIAG taking another pasting here