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NUFC Sale to Billionaire Arab.. most likely a load of old Ashley spun monkey crap

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, May 26, 2019.

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  1. Santaseyebrow

    Santaseyebrow Well-Known Member

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    Look is this ****ing happening or what ?
     
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    Santaseyebrow, Jun 1, 2019
  2. Albert's Chip Shop

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    You’re as frustrated as that pink snake fellow...<whistle>
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Jun 1, 2019
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  3. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Afternoon :police:
     
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  4. Santaseyebrow

    Santaseyebrow Well-Known Member

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    Who is he

    Can you change my name to skinflute though please mate
     
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    Santaseyebrow, Jun 1, 2019
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  5. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Probably on their way to Epsom and landed at the wrong airport.
     
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  6. Judge Death

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    Inspector Dorts on the case.....
     
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  7. Judge Death

    Judge Death Well-Known Member

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    From the mail on Wednesday

    Sources close to the club have confirmed that a 'heads of agreement' document was submitted to the Premier League by Newcastle and was signed by both parties.

    This, however, merely informs them that a price has been agreed and does not trigger a formal takeover process that has to be overseen and approved by the league.

    Possibly means a standstill period where nothing further can be sorted until it's ratified by the PL
     
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    Judge Death, Jun 1, 2019
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  8. Santaseyebrow

    Santaseyebrow Well-Known Member

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    Is that **** plane still parked up or has it been accidentally taken away by the ponty scrapman?
     
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    Santaseyebrow, Jun 1, 2019
  9. Tasty Magpie

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    MA: Yeah, but I haven't seen proof of funds...
    BZG: Proof of funds was sent in April.
    MA: Silence for 48hrs.
    MA: Er, you will also need to prove to me that you are able to move the club forward. That'll cost an extra £150million to be spent immediately upon takeover on squad and infrasctucture improvements...
    BZG: Right, so you are suggesting a £500million total initial spend? No problem.
    MA: !!! can't they see I don't really want to sell?! Why are they so pushy?! Right, time to insult them - "Put up or shut up. We’ve had fake Sheikhs before."... And maybe I'll try and turn the supporters on them too, take the heat off a bit when I pull the plug - "Oh yeah, they're going to sack Rafa if I sell to them.".
     
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    Tasty Magpie, Jun 2, 2019
  10. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Unlike Heather Mills... this has legs....
     
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  11. Santaseyebrow

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    Any more plane sighting ?
     
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    Santaseyebrow, Jun 2, 2019
  12. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Few Russian bombers sighted over London, so nothing important.
     
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    Welshie, Jun 2, 2019
  13. Santaseyebrow

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    I feel like I've had my pants pulled down again
     
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    Santaseyebrow, Jun 2, 2019
  14. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    Naughty Haslam
     
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    Diazapam yourselves lads. This story broke 8 days ago. The 60 pages of comments make it feel like it has gone on for ages but deals of this size don't happen in one week or two.
     
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  16. Santaseyebrow

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    Its happening
     
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    Santaseyebrow, Jun 3, 2019
  17. Sheikh_of_Araby

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    Screenshot_20190603_112805_com.twitter.android.jpg
     
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    Sheikh_of_Araby, Jun 3, 2019
  18. Santaseyebrow

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    Part 3 Mike Ashley pulls out
     
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    Santaseyebrow, Jun 3, 2019
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  19. Sheikh_of_Araby

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    Charnley would hate that. He loves taking Mike's length.
     
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    Sheikh_of_Araby, Jun 3, 2019
  20. cronemeister

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    Pity his ****ing fatha didn't !!
     
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    cronemeister, Jun 3, 2019
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