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What’s your biggest low as a Toon fan?

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  1. Santaseyebrow

    Santaseyebrow Well-Known Member

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    Was that when we drew and stayed up with kk
     
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  2. englanddan

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    The realisation that Mike Ashley wasn't the positive sportswear company owner who was gonna take us to a higher level.
     
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    englanddan, Jun 1, 2019
  3. Rum & Black for 2

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    That was the minute before David Kelly scored where we then went on to win to just about save us from going to the depths of the Third Division where no self respecting “big” Club has ever been.

    I support non league teams but my team have never been as low as the Third Division. Can’t imagine what it would be like to be in the Third Division. That was the closest we have ever in our history to being in the Third Division. Can anyone ever think how you must feel to see your Club sink into the depths of the Third Division? Can anyone think or feel how it would be to be in the Third Division and not get out? It must be humiliating, embarrassing, soul destroying.

    And David Kelly one minute later changed my whole World and my life and my self respect...
     
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    Rum & Black for 2, Jun 1, 2019
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  4. Santaseyebrow

    Santaseyebrow Well-Known Member

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    I remember that but I was extremely young
     
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    Santaseyebrow, Jun 1, 2019
  5. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Marmaris
     
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  6. Santaseyebrow

    Santaseyebrow Well-Known Member

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    Be careful snagging Turkish woman mate trust me on that one
     
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    Santaseyebrow, Jun 1, 2019
  7. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Been there done it mate.
    They are lovely anarl.
    Once bagged me a croupier from an Istanbul casino. Stunning she was.
     
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  8. Santaseyebrow

    Santaseyebrow Well-Known Member

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    Just be careful if you get caught shagging someone's wife over there you are history.
     
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  9. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    Rafa leaving.
     
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  10. Albert's Chip Shop

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    I’m happily married mate so wouldn’t stray. I was on about when I was young and single and filling any crack going. Lads used to call
    Me poly filla.
     
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  11. Santaseyebrow

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    That's nice I just got called a lucky ****
     
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    Santaseyebrow, Jun 1, 2019
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  12. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    How is Haslam faring after your sweaty session?
     
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  13. Santaseyebrow

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    Hasn't even spoke to me since the **** and I've changed my name
     
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    Maybe he's waiting for you to call
     
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    Haslam and chaos sitting in a tree....
     
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    Back in UK at moment. Ramadan was going well until I got here. Cant cope with fasting from 230am to 945pm. Will have to make up a few days when I get back.
     
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    So it's your plane ? You could've said earlier mate
     
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    We made love on Wednesday
     
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    Sounds like a Craig David song. Thursday??
     
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    LiamO, Jun 2, 2019
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    Finger up the bum and a cheeky reach around.
     
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