Off Topic The Burly Arms

Stupid Monkey has a new best fiend. The nonce Captain.

 

Listening the Mrs having one of her 'let's repeat the same pointless bollocks over and over and over again' conversations with her mother.

Again.

 

Why the **** do women do that ? My old dear is a nightmare for it :

Mum : 'Did I tell you about what happened to Aunt Valarie ?'
Me : 'Yes Mum you did, she fell and broke her ankle in the car park in Sainsbury's, you told me yesterday'
Mum : 'Well I know you've already heard it, but ooh yes, she broke her ankle, it was really bad, she was trying to push this heavy trolley and ............'
Me : Start playing with my phone and saying 'really' and 'mmm'

 

Anyway, feeling pretty ****ing smug with myself here. Just managed to replace the smashed screen on my iPhone. £12 off ebay for a new screen and 10 mins work, job's a good un'. Saved myself a fortune forking out for a new phone

 

IPhones are ****e mate

 

Okay

 

Okay, fixed my iPhone screen. Hung my new garden gate and still managed to get a surf in here today .

 

Did I offend you?

IPhone users are like that

 

Bruv, it's like saying chocolate ice cream is ****. I like it, maybe you don't.

I ain't losing any sleep over it though.

 

NF's new tune - The Search.

****s heavy...

 

#rattled

 

It rings I answer it, it’s a phone.

****ing millennials.

 

Is this you asking for an upgrade?

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Hahaha, might as well be. I’ve got an iPhone 7s and it’s fine.

 

Same tbh been using a galaxy s5 for years now. But IPhones are ****e tbh

 

Just had one of these delivered and set up .

It's a bit big for our front room , lovely picture though .


https://www.panasonic.com/uk/consumer/televisions/4K-OLED-TV/tx-55fz952b.html

 

Nice mate.

 

Champions league final at yours then? I'll bring the booze and hookers.

 

Not allowed alcohol anymore , and MRS J would not be pleased .

Apart from that , Brilliant idea

 

Tell her to go out for the weekend...