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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Commachio, May 29, 2019.

  1. Tobes

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    <laugh>

    He won’t hit full steam until about 1.30, so I’m safe.
     
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  2. PINKIE

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    Bruv, you threatened to call the old bill because I rinsed you inside out on a footie thread.

    You ain't ever coming back from that all time low.
     
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    Angrily offering random strangers out for a fight on their phones, in between talking about how good their Dire Straits cover versions are.
     
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  4. Sucky

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  5. I've rattled you, haven't I, mate?
     
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  6. PINKIE

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    The only rattle you can muster up is the can of Rattler you mix with a cheap Carling on your mates stolen pub bench mate. <wizard>
     
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  7. Sucky

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    Can you make that shorter mate I'm hella stoned at the mo
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  8. Tobes

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    Comm nipping down to Mr Ahmed’s for another couple of cheeky ones.

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  9. PINKIE

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    <laugh>
     
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  10. PINKIE

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    He said .... 'Piskie has wound me up so bad, that I've written an essay to get back at him' <laugh>
     
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  11. Sucky

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    Tobes is quite good at this <laugh>
     
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  12. Sucky

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    Is this right @Hoddle Is A God ?
     
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    Not true.

    He tells you to **** of.
     
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  14. Given Pixie's track record with the truth, what do you reckon, Sucky?
     
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  15. PINKIE

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    Ooh questioning my honesty now. Get you ya lil' bitch <laugh>

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  16. Tobes

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    Whirly bird to Wembley, coastal retreat, high flying lawyer, babe magnet, 6ft 4” bronzed Adonis...

    I could go on....
     
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  17. Tel (they/them)

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    Comm trying to remember his pin
     
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  18. <laugh>
    You believed it!
     
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  19. PINKIE

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    Tobes takes a sledgehammer to HIAG's feeble comment <laugh>
     
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  20. PINKIE

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    <laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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