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Discussion in 'Queens Park Rangers' started by kiwiqpr, Feb 23, 2012.

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    What if Dr. Seuss Wrote Computer Manuals?


    If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
    And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort,
    And the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort, Then
    the socket packet pocket has an error to report!

    If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
    And the double-clicking icons put your window in the trash, And
    your data is corrupted ‘cause the index doesn’t hash, Then your
    situation’s hopeless, and your system’s gonna crash!

    If the label on your cable on the gable at your house,
    Says the network is connected to the button on your mouse,
    But your packets want to tunnel to another protocol,
    That’s repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall.

    And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss, So
    your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse,
    Then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang,
    ‘Cause as sure as I’m a poet, the sucker’s gonna hang!

    When the copy of your floppy’s getting sloppy on the disk,
    And the microcode instructions cause unnecessary RISC,
    Then you have to flash your memory and you’ll want to RAM your ROM,
    Quickly turn off your computer and be sure to tell your mom!
     
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    I’m not saying the queues at A&E were bad, but there was a guy in there yesterday evening with a particularly nasty musket wound.
     
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    When I was in the pub last night I overheard a couple of dickheads saying that they wouldn't feel safe on a Aircraft if they knew the pilot was a woman!

    What a pair of sexist twats. I mean, it's not as if she'd have to reverse the fu*king thing is it?
     
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