Police really need need some training like, not like the old hello hello hello bobbies.. You ever bread pigeons?
The highest of all our mates come into the living room and told us there was an unconscious homesess guy in the bathroom - we all collectively laughed and then he returned to his room. I only discovered him an hour later when I went for a tom tit. I'd like to think that no matter how high I was, I'd have made a slightly bigger deal of it than he did.
Ah well what harm was he doing. He was probably more mashed than you lot. Be grateful at least he didn't climb into bed with you.
Used to know a lass and lad from birkdale ways. They saved up and bought a glass coffee table Nowt weird about that right? Turns out the ****s used it for ****ting on. One would lie under it whilst the other shat on it. It was foreplay for the ****s
A couple of years ago I woke up in the middle of the night convinced that we were being burgled. I legged it downstairs to face the intruders. It was the dogs having a scrap in the utility room. My missus asked me what my plan was if I’d been faced by armed burglars. There was no plan so I’d probably have been beaten to a pulp. I need to get a gun.
A lot of you have seen my kitchen and how many knives i've got. My favourite being the meat cleavers. Ain't no **** getting out of here minus a limb. I'll just let them stab **** out of each other downstairs.
The trouble is no matter what the fckers have on them, you'd probably be looking at 10 to 15 for anything you do to them.
When you are woken from your sleep by some **** robbing you, i don't think you really care about that.
