Rangers v Celtic

*bit

 

I had served about 7 or 8 years when I got busted, then suspended for 2 years(full pay) then reinstated for about 6 months then bagged.

 

Inneth you popeth.

 

Wait, did the Polis really suspend you for 2 years? What for?

 

Shaun Ryder impression.

 

I have only recently found out that I am 6' 1".

I always thought I was Jim Holton, 6' 2", eyes of brown.

Still, what's an inch between friends eh?

 

And not before time.

 

For pulling wheelies with his jaw.





Made that joke up myself.

 

Well ACTUALLY!

Scot Arfield was born in Dechmont, just outside Broxburn so he's not Canadian. He's as Scottish as pizza crunch.

So yees are awe popped in.

I win.

 

Aldo ruins Mon's day with facts. The Brave Eduardo let off the hook by a Hun. Strange times folks. Strange times.

 

To be fair, why Scotland never capped him is ridiculous. He was playing at a far higher standard than most of the donkeys. Maybe because he is a prod?


Also, if where you are born is the way to determine nationality, what happens if you are born in a plane over the middle of the Atlantic Ocean?

 

Yer maw has to pay for an extra seat.

 

Well you are all at sea, so to speak.

We are all people of the Earth.

Nationalism is Racism, no time for borders, we are all humanoids drifting through life with absolutely no idea what anything is about.

 

Not strictly true, as kids upto age of 1 or whatever don't get a seat, but I shall give you a anyway as I found it amusing



I like Aldo.

 

Its salty but if youre going to promise to swallow, YOU SWALLOW.

 

Clippers charging. Going to shave my head and beard tonight.

 

Pics or gtf

 

I'll face time you later.

 

I’ll be a few more weeks before I need to shave this bad boy

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Looking good buddy.