Music Thread

Get thee behind me, santa

 

Alright Pope

 

Now this is a ****ing tune

 

Jedward.

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Ahh FFS that another of the auld schizos many personas he keeps locked up like the folk he failed to defend?

 

eh ? eh

 

Evening Edna.

 

Hiya luv.

 

edna seein as your a granny would ya let shrek rooney up on ya ?

 

I'm sorry ? Your dialect is beyond my comprehension.

Aahh, I see what you're on about now.
I'd rather do some fish grinding with his tart, to be honest.

 

Edna, he wants to know if you'd let Wayne Rooney rodger you.

I'm pretty sure you've got standards and would say no.

 

Edna, have you, in your long happy adventurous life, ever dabbled with members of the same sex in the bedroom?

 

.....not even from behind, Tina luv. He'd only see me as a piece of meat.

Sorry for the multiple out-of-sync posts, but I've got a 'Big button' keyboard on order.

PS.Once put my finger up a checkout bird in Tesco's.......if that counts.

 

Do your butcher's curtains swell like a deid body in the desert?

I reckon you gave birth to Roland from Eastenders.

 

My eldest. He hopes to get into the forces........

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He'd give a belter of a diddy ride