Off Topic The Burly Arms

Enjoy fella, where you heading to ?

 

St Agnes. Gonna walk to Portreath & Newquay.

 

I went to Cornwall once, woke up in a sand dune 50m from my hotel having drunk about 15 pints of rattler.

It was ****

 

I don’t see the point in going to Cornwall.

I get the impression it’ll just be full of people wearing Superdry everything and talking about Brexit non-stop.

I’d rather go to Raqqa.

 

Lovely mate. There's a great little cafe at a place called Chapel Porth, just west along the cliff from St Agnes. Order a Hedgehog ice cream when you get there

Great pub called the Driftwood Spars in St Agnes, down at the bottom of Trevaunance cove. Proper old cornish pub.

 

That's what it's like in Newquay mate. Where I live we all wear old hessian sacks and talk about Toads.

 

‘Ere there be witches...

 

My cottage is right next to Driftwood Spas. Looking forward to grabbing a beer there Saturday evening.

Whats a hedgehog ice cream?

 

You ever see The Wicker Man ?

Same thing happens every Tuesday night down here.

 

Nice mate, perfect location.

Hedgehog ice cream is a regular ice cream, with clotted cream, then rolled in toasted almonds. They are lovely. You'll see the little cafe in the National Trust car park if you walk to Chapel Porth.

 

Life amongst the carrot crunchers.

 

Bag4Life

Toads are so 2007.

 

Excellent, I’ll walk there and give that a go.

Holiday of drinking, walking, eating and reading.

 

And the odd bit of human sacrifice on bank holidays.

 

Perfect mate. Well worth a walk along the beach from Chapel Porth to Porthtowan at low tide. Some stunning cliffs and caves. Make sure you check the tide times though.

And don't forget to fill up.

 

I was hoping to drive down on fumes

 

Yeah you should be fine mate....

 

If you want to make it really exciting, don't check the tide times.

 

You'd be amazed at the people who don't.

 

No cl final thread on the spud board yet oddly.



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