Off Topic Jeremy Kyle V2

You're an old man who likes to boast to strangers on the internet about his sexual conquests from 40 years ago while comparing yourself to Hollywood actors. When anyone takes the piss you flounce like a little girl.

Talk about an ego!

 

I see what you did there with the name STAN. That's very clever!

 

I take that as a distinct compliment, given it comes from the forum's most angry and burdened with issues, hissy fit internet warrior pussy ... your continuing fixation with me can only be put down to a multitude of inadequacies and disillusionment with your sad little life or self .... ah bless

 

My car park date turned out to be an inside out dog, 8 years later we are still together.

 

My Greggs obsession has got so bad my wife has to rent out rooms in our house to get me my sausage rolls

 

I'm almost 70 and working to pay the mortgage off, Everyone is jealous of my success, can I be on TV to show off my statuesque medium build body?

 

You're an old man boasting to strangers on the internet about your sexual conquests from 40 years ago and then flouncing when people laugh at you.

Talk about being an inadequate Flaccid.

In fact, you would have been a cracking Jeremy Kyle guest!

 

Glad we are all getting along nicely today. The sun shining really does bring the best out in all of us.

 

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We are all getting on fine mate except Gary who seems a little disenfranchised with his lot in life.

 

To be fair you have very low standards. Very low indeed!

 

Checkmate

 

#dildo deadline day

 

Too right he will have checked mate ... it's his obsession ...as to the posts quoted, check them out, particularly the context ... if that amounts to obsession then Stan is positively lusting after Saxton, DMD and a few others ... gotta be one sad little erectile dysfunction to have the need to monitor posts like that ... poor love... flaccid personified

 

You've got a one track mind Fosse.

You're a very creepy old man. Maybe it's the getting old bit that's made you go all creepy.

 

I like you both.
I’m not enjoying this exchange

 

One of the great joys of this forum is that apart from Ginge and the Hull freaks you never know who’s going to kick off.

 

If I have, it doesn't involve posters on here, ya weird creepy stalking ****er

 

Actually, yes it does given what you said you would like to do to my missus. You perverted fossil.

 

Grasping at straws Stalky ... what I said was complete jest ... unllike you, I don't store information on other posters with any intent or for future use ... because I'm not a creepy stalking troll