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  1. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
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    Brexit is the aim
     
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    But the target is
     
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    World domination by Scotland
     
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  4. San Diego

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    which will never happen
     
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  5. Wherever

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    Unless Nicola Sturgeon was
     
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    to wed Donald Trump
     
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    And the offspring would
     
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    the offspring would be
     
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    as ugly as f*ck
     
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    Only slightly less than
     
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  11. Wooperts_duck

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    the hideous Dianne Abbott
     
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    who resembles a warthog
     
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    A really ugly warthog
     
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    that can't count the
     
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    cost of twenty fags
     
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    standing in a brothel
     
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    waiting for a light
     
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    Ale served by the
     
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    barmaid with huge feet
     
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    like hands, that made
     
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