They don't know for sure that the burglar violated the ted. He'd maybe just removed all his clothes 'cos he was hot, and the bear inadvertently backed into him because it was startled by the plaintive squawk of a distressed buzzard. Happened before and it'll happen again. Don't be so quick to judge.
To be fair, I'd wear either shirt in exchange for a go on the bride. It'll make a change from plastic for her.
What a pair of pillocks. Wish I had an invite, I'd consumate the deal while the ****ers watch telly. ****ing morons.
Do I take it that if Liverpool don't win this lifelong fan will be so devestated that It will ruin his wedding..... I give it a year