Hey there buddy... sorry for the delay on the breaking headlines, I'm on holiday in Skiathos after watching us lose gallantly v Palace. Clearly as per my prediction we'll be facing each other next season, though I'm guessing it was too much effort for you to read all my comments eh? Looking forward to playing against proper clubs again rather than the plastic Premier League clubs.... Question is, will one of us manage the double over the other for the first time ever? BTW I prefer to be addressed as Mr Penile Cranium if you are going to use my full title
No. Mr Brizzle Red Tit ****er will do. It ticks all the boxes. You were quick enough to jump on our relegation pain so we’re having a damn good laugh at your pathetic second straight relegation from the Premiership - the only team to achieve that pathetic feat, playing **** hoofball in the process. You can only dream of seven Premiership years, gaining plaudits from across Europe. So, we’ll have a damn good laugh and sing along to “Cheer up Sleepie Jean”.......
If I may interject, from what I saw of your games none of your many losses could ever be described as being gallant.
Now now Mr PGF, My post upon your relegation was merely but a tongue in cheek playful prod and I'm somewhat taken aback that it caused you such clear mental distress. It genuinely pains me if my obviously thoughtless joke hurt you to such a degree and so for that I apologise. I would however like to take umbrage with you on some of your most recent response. Firstly, I really, genuinely do not dream of 7 years in the Premier League. As I try to point out to many people, in my opinion, the formation of the Premier League was actually one of the worst things to happen to football in the UK. It actually started the beginning of what will undoubtedly be the end of the game as we know it in the country. Unless your club is owned by some ultra wealthy person or business and you are happy buying success then the Premier League is no place to want to be. For me personally, finishing 17th isn't success and having to endure that year in year out isn't my idea of fun. You are indeed correct when you say Swansea had plaudits for their football etc. and I'll even say that they were, for a fleeting time the model of a well run club. However, your 7 glorious years have in the medium term done nothing but harm to your club again (not too dissimilar to your last top flight days). For me, my clubs security and stability will always take precedence over short term glory. I'd never want to see my team face administration or bankruptcy, something I know you Swans are all too familiar with and must have feared may even repeat itself given your inability to offload big earners who are now nothing but a drain on valuable resources? May I also point out that football did actually exist before 1992 when the Premier League came to be formed? I am aware you may not be old enough to remember such a time, maybe you should ask your Dad or your Grandad (should you know who they are). I point this out as you may be surprised to learn that Cardiff have actually had more top flight seasons than Swansea but again, you young uns forget about those days as you've been brainwashed into believing that anything pre-premier league or that isn't Premier League counts for nought, which is a shame and you have my pity. Lastly, your reference to our style of play is interesting for two reasons. Firstly, I genuinely believe there is no right or wrong way to play the game. For me personally, lots of backwards and sideways passing and possession for possessions sake is dull as dishwater, no matter whether it's done by Man City, Barcelona or a poor imitation of them by clubs like Swansea. No, for me, a team like Leicester are just asome, if not more exciting to watch as they usually create more chances overall in a game. The second reason it's interesting is because it leads me to assume you've watched us play on many, many occasions this season, so perhaps you are after all a closet Bluebird? If you've not watched us play on a regular basis then I can only assume you are just acting like a dimwitted sheep and going with the lazy option and just repeating what other ill informed people have said... As much as you may think I'm hurt by Cardiff's relegation, I'm sorry to say I'm not. Alas I've rambled long enough, the sunshine on my balcony awaits me. Cheerio matey
Sorry to hear that mate. I'm in the same situation myself. Grandparents all died before I was born and lost my dad age 5. Again, tongue in cheek comment in reference to YJB's. No offence intended as to you I'm scum (no offence taken BTW) and to me you are a JB. Live and let live eh pal? Note that you've not talked about Swansea's financial situation despite your glory years though. Any reason for that? Have a good evening my friend.
Now now Matty, why the need for profanity? Apart from a clear difference in the grasp of vocabulary and maybe educational standards, I don't think you and I are so different, so your hostility is a little surprising. A penis I may be, but an honest one I am too.
Bit difficult from Skiathos buddy.... But hey, I'll admit to being a part time fan this year having only gone to 5 matches. Odds are I'll attend more next season as I can't stand the Premier League and find the Championship a far more entertaining and equal league, though sadly even that is slowly going the way of the haves and have nots too... Try reading (if you can) a book called the Ugly Game by Martin Calladine. It may just enlighten you as to why I despise the Premier League and am shedding no tears over our relegation
Pal tell someone who gives a **** .what make s you think anyone but you is interested in what you think. By the way it sounds like your having a wonderful time on hols , posting on a football forum you must be a bundle of fun
Hell and we haven't got old Sparkey back here yet!!!...................... PGF chill you old fart!.............
Hey Matty, travelled back today and will make this my last word for you, PGF, and Digit (55482 or whatever number they use). You don't have to listen to a word i say buddy, I was just trying to strike up a bit of a meaningful conversation but clearly I'm wasting my time as you all just want to degenerate into simple name calling... Digit, not sure what part of my response was lame, I can only assume you mean my displeasure for the Premier League and my attempt to try and educate your fellow Swans? I suspect however that lame ducks (to coin your phrasing) is probably a more apt reference from now on? Wonder if you'll keep hold of Potter and Dan James this summer? The Premier League vultures are already circling and I'm guessing your American owners could do with the funds topping up just to continue offsetting the losses you'll be making from your glory days.... Have a pleasant close seasons folks...
Digit, not sure what part of my response was lame, I can only assume you mean my displeasure for the Premier League and my attempt to tryand educate your fellow Swans? I suspect however that lame ducks (to coin your phrasing) is probably a more apt reference fromnowon Tounge in cheek. Penis-Limp-Balls Understand now? Prick
We will, laughing at Scumdiff getting relegated. You’re a fan who doesn’t care about your own team getting relegated, but comes on here to troll about another team getting relegated. What a prick.
