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How ****ing Old Are You?!?

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Quesadaad, May 10, 2019.

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  1. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    You are not my penis Stan ... <ok>
     
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    FosseFilberto, May 12, 2019
  2. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Stop talking about cock Fossy. Cock this, cock that...
     
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    Skylarker, May 12, 2019
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  3. Stan

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    He’s very weird.
     
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  4. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Apparently you are not his penis...

    59 year old on a forum #dodgyasfuck
     
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  5. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Commachio, May 12, 2019
  6. Quesadaad

    Quesadaad Well-Known Member

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    I had no idea my perfectly innocent thread would go down this route.
    I feel sick.
     
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    Quesadaad, May 12, 2019
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  7. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    You could make a thread about fairies and someone would want to **** the fairy up the gary.
     
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    Skylarker, May 12, 2019
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  8. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    mine is easy.

    17 join marines
    then work in surrey]
    few years home
    then 14 years in thailand
    now back in the uk


    simple.
     
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    Commachio, May 12, 2019
  9. Stan

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    And then we’d find out that Fosse had already ****ed the fairy back in 1982.
     
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    Stan, May 12, 2019
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  10. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    check out metths sig, he ****ed my my mum, she went oh @Matth_2014 give it to me
     
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    Commachio, May 12, 2019

  11. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    In Magaluf with the lads...
     
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    Skylarker, May 12, 2019
  12. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Circa 1972
     
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    Commachio, May 12, 2019
  13. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    I'm twenty six.
     
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    Chief, May 13, 2019
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  14. BobbyD

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    Early thirties
     
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    BobbyD, May 13, 2019
  15. Stan

    Stan Stalker

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    Do you only know roughly how old you are?
     
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    Stan, May 13, 2019
  16. BobbyD

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    They don't keep birth records back in China mate
     
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    BobbyD, May 13, 2019
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  17. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Tough paper round?
     
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    luvgonzo, May 13, 2019
  18. Stan

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    Twice.
     
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  19. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Not quite!!
     
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  20. pieguts

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    Plus VAT?
     
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    pieguts, May 13, 2019
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