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Weekend Thread No. Whatever

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by monacoger, Mar 29, 2019.

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  1. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Depends on who's taking them tbph <ok>
     
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    Toby, May 3, 2019
    gas and If in doubt like this.
  2. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    Taking lots of drugs and then swimming is THE BEST.

    Especially after a munchie.

    Let me know how it goes guys

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  3. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Do parents still say to kids that they shouldn't swim straight after eating and they should wait 2 hours? And can a swan flapping its wings really break your arm?
     
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  4. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    @katemccann ?
     
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  5. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Will see some tomorrow and will check that for you:emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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  6. gas

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    Some singer in the local tonight, probably **** but will go along anyway.

    Tomorrow last home game of the season 5;30 ko therefore will be in the pub for 1ish on the pish all day, go to the game and out out after the game.

    Sunday, the usual, church lunch pub.

    Monday, old school **** all

    ftp<party>
     
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    gas, May 3, 2019
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  7. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Election time
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    The airbrushing on this Wayne Rooney look-a-like
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  8. If in doubt

    If in doubt Well-Known Member

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    I just had a cracking ****. Weekend probably downhill from here tbh.
     
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  9. The Cunnilungus Connoisseur

    The Cunnilungus Connoisseur Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Going to NANDOS tonight then heading for PROSECCO
    Tomorrow, DECLAN playing football then going to chill and get a CHINKY for dinner followed by PROSECCO
    Sunday going to the OLD LADY then going to TGI for my nieces BIRTHDAY with PROSECCO then COCKTAILS
    Monday - DRINK!
     
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    The Cunnilungus Connoisseur, May 3, 2019
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  10. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Nando’s and Chinese food <laugh>

    Scum
     
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    Toley Fart, May 3, 2019
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  11. Easter Road 1980

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    I'm washing my hair tomorrow.

    Then a spot of self flagellation.

    Excellent.
     
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    Easter Road 1980, May 3, 2019
  12. The Cunnilungus Connoisseur

    The Cunnilungus Connoisseur Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    ^^^^ Has a MacDonners loyalty card ^^^
     
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    The Cunnilungus Connoisseur, May 3, 2019
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  13. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    No that was scan not me :bandit:
     
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    Toley Fart, May 3, 2019
  14. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    AIN'T it so bro, AIN'T it so.
     
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  15. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    **** up. SCUM!!!!!
     
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  16. gas

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    NO SURRRENDER

    Tonight got family over for dinner ffs <wah>

    Tomorrow going out for the day to Baff followed by an evening in the local pub talking ****e and getting pissed

    Sun, church lunch pub

    ftp<party>
     
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    gas, May 10, 2019
  17. The Cunnilungus Connoisseur

    The Cunnilungus Connoisseur Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Good weekend.

    Friday, went to Nandos then got BLITZED.
    Saturday, Declan game then Julie and I went Dakota restaurant for steak - top notch btw and in walks the bold STEVIE G, so Julie got her pic with him and a wee singed memento for Declan.

    Sunday, OF derby then BEVVY as the families were up at Lochrie towers.

    Carlsberg don't do weekends but if they did......
     
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    The Cunnilungus Connoisseur, May 13, 2019
  18. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    I played Nerf.

    Sorry for any darts clogging up your gutters guys.

    Up the ra.
     
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    Mind The Duck, May 13, 2019
  19. bucks_is_leeds

    bucks_is_leeds Jonny big spuds
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    Dakota is lovely, I used to stay there with work <ok>
     
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    bucks_is_leeds, May 13, 2019
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  20. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Post the photo on here then or stfu
     
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    Toley Fart, May 13, 2019
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