My wife just asked me if her appendix scar made her look unattractive...Apparently the response of,"Dont worry babe,your tits cover it" wasn't the answer she was looking for
A woman is like a pack of cards. You need a heart to love her, a diamond to marry her, a club to kill her & a spade to bury her.
My grandad served in WW2. In just one day during the Battle of Britain, he destroyed 8 German aircraft killing 32 Nazi aviators. Easily the worse mechanic the Luftwaffe ever had.