Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

Would it be wrong to wish injury on Hazard and several others from both Utd and Chelsea in this game so that they **** up their last two games ?

Asking for a friend of course.

 

What do you reckon is going to happen to Emery, mate.

Shall I start choosing the avatar?

 

Watching this absolute ****e and ever more bemused that of all the players United aren’t trying to keep its Herrera.

 

Massive last 10 minutes here in terms of the top 4 battle. A winner for either side would be huge in terms of who plays in top 4 next season.

 

What?

 

Wasn’t watching. Did he trip over a particularly long blade of grass?

Rojo very lucky not to get a red.

 

I did try telling you that you’ll be in the wilderness on the manager merry go round for a decade, Pix.

But all you did was wum.

An apology would show that you are the bigger man.

 

Pogba has been as effective as Metth in a brothel.

 

You want to start choosing the avatar because you think he's going at the end of this season.

Okay then mate. Let's bring that bet forward. If Emery goes this summer, you get my avatar for the whole of next season. If he stays then I get yours. No pussy terms either, the winner chooses the avatar, anything goes.

 

Ashley Young complaining about another player playacting to get a free kick

 

You trying to wriggle out of the bet, Pix?

It doesn’t surprise me, unfortunately.

 

Lakaku should neverhave been caught offside there

 

You're predicting that Emery will be gone this summer. So have you got the stones to put your avatar on that ?

 

Will commentators make a reference to '99 everytime United enter injury-time needing a goal.

 

Yeah it gets a bit ****ing predictable that.

 

I've just seen De Gea has ****ed up again? Surely not? Lol

 

#herewego

 

for some reason I can't quite understand, people seem surprised.

 

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Man Utd 1-1 Chelsea

Higuain offside. Again. Lukaku offside. Again


^^^^ pair of ****ing donkeys.

 

Pogba