Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

You won't have to for long.

 

You got a basement with no wi-fi you can lock yourself in?

 

It's going to be a nerve racking couple of hours if you're not watching. What are you going to do in that time?

 

I'm going for talking to himself.

 

From what I’m reading looks as though Brighton tried to do a Burnley on us and nearly got away with it.

Thank **** they didn’t.

 

Baldy Fat guts.

 

I'll watch a film or something and turn my phone off. I'll be informing everyone that they are not to tell me anything about the game.

I'll them come on here and post a thread for you all to wind me up about the result.

 

Yeh but he does that anyway. What else?

 

Forget about it and watch TV.

 

Luv trying to stay calm during The Manchester derby.

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I'm determined to just forget about it.

 

What if it's 0-0 and Utd scored an injury time winner and I celebrated. I can't do that to myself. It's just not right.

I will calmly check the score at the end of the game and eat an orange flavoured Club biscuit as a way of acknowledging a Utd win IF it happens.

 

You'd be celebrating a City loss and a Liverpool advantage. Just make sure you don't shout out Rashforrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrd and you won't feel dirty!

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm orange club biscuit! I like those, wise choice.

 

If City win I'll eat a Wagon wheel but the one with raspberry jam in the middle, knowing full well that is not really a Wagon wheel.

 

Don’t worry, mate.

I reckon they’ll do better against your sorry lot, yeah?

 

Nice of you to join us HIAG. I'm guessing wifi was blocked for 88 minutes on Aeroflot?

 

Or a Rocky bar if you're feeling really bad. #lidlspecial

 

They’re much smaller than they used to be mate - they were the size of a china plate when I was a kid. Now they’re smaller than the lid of a jam jar

 

I watched the match with my eldest at the club.

Great atmosphere.

The place erupted when Eriksen slotted home the winner.

That lad is going nowhere, in the Summer.

Mark my words.