Off Topic The Burly Arms

I was young and didn't give a ****.

 

Please tell me you asked her to join in.

Lie if you have to

 

She went nuts at her friend I had to hold her off from attacking her which was quite fun looking back as I was butt naked.

 

With a hard on

 

I was kinda hoping and she was that way inclined as she had told me of her "experimenting" with another friend of hers. The car thing she signed for before all this and I took plod to the dealership when she tried making me have the car when we were going through the divorce.

 

I suspect he went flaccid pretty quickly.

 

For some of it yeah.

 

Until you realised she was going to bleed you dry and have the shirt off your back, which was currently on the floor next to your pants.

 

Look at this twat copying idea, his was just a mistake I was doing it on purpose...I suppose that's not a good thing though.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-trending-47888242

 

Alright Andy, when you move to Cov?

 

@Commachio ?

 

Went to see Shazam. Weird movie, cost me a fortune.

 

Not exactly true it seem.

 

Really, you're asking me about Keith Floyd?

I clicked, and within 20 seconds i clicked end.What a heap of ****.

 

Fell asleep at 9 ISH...up now can't sleep

FFS

Spliff should help

 

Have you heard the alternate version with Stephen Grappeli on violin? Worth a listen.

 

Waiting on my bird arriving. I'm a happy man today. Going to take her around Durham if we get out the bedroom for long enough. I've changed my TIGER bed covers too.

 

You filthy animal

 

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