These are the fundamental rules to survival on the PL Board. Feel free to add more. Presume that every other poster is a complete tosser and that you know more than them about everything. Anything that you would never say to a real person is fine to say on here. Be horrible to the HAIG regardless of his opinion or if he is talking sense. Never ignore anything even if you have no idea on the subject, simply reply to someone with the post "stupid ****!" Never read the OP just comment you don't need to know other peoples opinions or what people are talking about just join in with some form of abuse. Use facts from anywhere to back up your opinion regardless of their accuracy. If you are not sure what to post just ask yourself "what would Trump do?" It doesn't matter what the thread is about you can still call someone a nonce, even if it's about soup. If you enter the politics thread abandon all sense at the door. If on after midnight beware of the @Commachio
Ensure that the first page always has at least 3 Spurs-related threads, usually of a derogatory nature Never forget to laugh at how **** West Ham are
True ...but the whole bullet was an oxymoron ... ...unless he talked some sense on his wizarding tips and favourite spells thread? ... I didn't read any further than "essence of salamander fart" on how to pull purple rinsed minge at a rock gig tbf...
Nah Luv keeps things real in this fcking madhouse. He'll probably be one of the more tolerable Livpl fans on here... if only because you can't take him seriously! I can imagine RHC being the biggest pain in the arse... and that's just on the United board. Actually this might be a good idea for a thread... polls and everything
No... We only think you're a complete tosser. Everyone else is OK. Which reminds me. I haven't passed gas once in the last three days. Is it of to go that long without a toot? When has he ever talked sense? STUPID ****! Sorry, stopped reading after that.
