Top scorer remembercolinlee with 10 points. We have seen his name up here too often this season. 2 failed to predict but a good turn out. Big break now until the 31st of March for the next prediction game. We need to come back stronger than we are going into it. Honours Board 2017/18 Spurlock 216 2016/17 littleDinosaurLuke 246 2015/16 BajanSpur 190 2014/15 deedub93 196 2013/14 Rebelspur 185 2012/13 PleaseNotPoll 201 2011/12 Blue and White 211 2010/11 rothspur 162 2009/10 Rebelspur 205 2008/09 onlythespurs 108 FIRST DIVISION 1st 182 points Rocky blue army 2nd 177 points Animo Et Fide 3rd 176 points PowerSpurs 4th 173 points Left on the Shelf 5th 172 points SpursDisciple 6th= 171 points audrey.s.thackeray perrymanlegend paultheplug 9th 169 points PleaseNotPoll* 10th 163 points deedub93* 11th 162 points Patsbighands 12th 160 points Spurlock* 13th= 154 points BajanSpur* Allledleykingsmen 15th 152 points Blue and White* 16th 147 points Spurf 17th 145 points Rebelspur** 18th= 142 points humanbeingincroydon junction8spurs 20th= 140 points Dier Hard No Kane No Gain SECOND DIVISION 1st 136 points mustyfrog 2nd 133 points KingHotspur 3rd 127 points Billy The Yid 4th 114 points Roo 5th 106 points The Changing Man 6th 102 points Spurm 7th 97 points Bald Archie 8th 63 points OnlyOneDB 9th 62 points remembercolinlee 10th 31 points TillIDie 5 points correct result 3 points exact scoreline 2 points correct Spurs goal tally 2 points for each Spurs goalscorer named 1 point deducted for failure to predict Next prediction game Sunday 31st March 4.30pm LIVERPOOL v SPURS COYS
2-0 (Kane, Son) Problem is that result leads to the earth being thrown off its axis by the amount of indignant stomping of feet caused by us scoring two goals that were onside and without any fouls in the buildup, but don't tell their fans that as they're convinced otherwise...
I predict that we will stuff them. (subject to gravity, wind conditions and the grass being 20 microns too long and neither Mike Dean or Michael Oliver being appointed referee) Mousers 1 (penalty, retaken 3 times until they score): Spurs 3 Kane (shortly before his sending off for hand ball with his chest) Deli (booked for scoring in front of the Kop) and the Moose (he's getting closer every match)
1-0 (Kane...from the penalty spot after a misplaced back pass from Lovren plays Lamela onside and van Dijk judo throws him to the ground in the penalty area, which Harry duly dispatches in front of The Kop with a Panenka-style kick that sees the home fans explode in indignant rage because the rules actually do apply to them - sort of like last season, in other words...)
Theres a Chapter in my new book which as you might recall i released after last season's Double in which i explain the art of predicting late. Long time before the game...games to be played...injuries to be got. I'll let you all read the finer details yourselves.
With all the excitement of the new stadium, I hope the team can focus on the serious task of getting a much-needed good result at Anfield. I couldn’t entirely focus myself, as this adaptation of the drunken lyrics from “High Society” amply demonstrate! Well - did you evah!? I have heard that down the Lane, Spurs are playing at home again! (Is that what they're saying, well did you evah!) (What a swell stadium it is!) And have you heard the story of A Kane, a Son, and the Spurs they love? (Sounds like pure soap opera, tune in tomorrow) I may cry! (What a swell stadium it is!) (What seats, what grass!) What views! (What food, what bars!) They're bootiful. (Why I've never seen such classy beer) Neither have I. (Its all just too, too Spursy, really!) We’re home again! (Domestic) (That’s where we’ll remain) That's what I was going to say! (You know Levy’s brilliant, don’t you?) Why that’s true! (Pays big cheques) Poch is magic too, my friend. Have you heard, about dear Jan? He defends like a superman! (No!) And don't worry: he's true to Spurs, you know: He’ll keep us above 4th. The guy’s got guts. (Losing our Tobes, then? Dav is fine!) Have you heard that Heung Min Son (What now?) He is all Asia’s Number One (Scored again, eh?) Soon be crowned! Well, did you evah? (Never!) What a swell stadium it is! Hey, look at that Klopp! (That's a lairy beard!) He thinks he can make them PL champs? Don’t be… (Aah not me!)… A fool! (I’m cool!) It's Liverpule! La da da da... (We’ll win),Oh we’ll win… (Up there?) … up there! (I know that it’s rare) (Like Ozil scores late?) Don't dig that team of gooners, mate! Have you heard? If Salah scores Second half Kane will get two more! Well, did you evah? What a swell stadium, A swelligant, Levygant stadium we’ve got! (I drink to our draw) Naw, let’s drink to our win! (You’re my bon ami!) Hey, that's French! A Hugo/Moussa mot for me! Have you heard? If Salah scores etc Prediction: Liverpule 1 Spurs 2 Scorer: Kane 2 Cheers, Spurf!
