Off Topic Another boring two week break coming up....

@Mystic Shabbs

Have you considered applying for a Maltese passport old chap...I know your new Navy Blue one will offend you >?

 

I am unable to leave the UK at present because I want my new passport to be dark blue with gold embossing

 

While I may have to give up my British passport completely. I hear the new blue one will be embossed in gold with a dog chasing it's own tail

 

I got my nice new EU passport last year. They are all made in France anyway, so will the new British ones be.

 

Yes my Dad was in Malta and North Africa during the War. The island was totally flattened. They also bombed the food convoys.

 

We were shown round the air-raid shelters by an elderly gentleman. When Mrs FHB asked him whether they had electricity or candles in them he laughed. They had no lighting, he himself was born in the pitch black. "But", he said with a smile, "We made it!"

 

Wasn't there some football this afternoon?

 

Ahh,... the U18's lost 1-2 to Ipswich

 

Ask @ForestHillBilly

Kazakhstan 3
Scotland 0



Best of all was the comment of one of the Jock players after the defeat.

“We have to beat SAN Marino in our next game”

 

See the betting thread.

 

I like to spread the good news.

 

According to the commentators it was the worst Scotland performance of all time. Quite an achievement when you think of some of the stinkers we've produced. Fortunately neither Kilmarnock player featured.

 

I think they should get that German bloke back.

 

It would have been 5-0 if they had.

Honestly, it’s tine to wind Scottish football up.

 

Bertie McVogts.

 

No, Rudolf Hess

 

Scottish football (or Scotch football as AHLL would say) is doing a pretty good job of winding itself up.

 

but you have -
Scotch Eggs
Scotch Tape
Scotch Broth
Scotch Pancakes

All items from Scotland

 

You forgot the most important one- Scotch. Single malt of course.

 

The same Country who produces this -
https://www.masterofmalt.com/distilleries/the-macallan-whisky-distillery/
Also introduced the world to this


and this ..