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    BREAKING NEWS - Security concerns have been raised following reports that the perimeter fencing at Knowsley Safari Park, near Liverpool, is falling into disrepair, and there are no funds available to replace it.

    When asked about the consequences of a lion escaping, and wandering around Merseyside, a park spokesman said, "it would just have to defend itself the best it could !!!
     
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    I just saw the Scottish Football result this afternoon...and I thought they voted to STAY in Europe.
     
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    • What did the vet say to the dog who kept licking his balls?
    • "Thanks"
     
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    Touched my inner self this morning.

    Last time I buy Tesco value toilet roll.......
     
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