WTF? Where Eric gone???? Quick, lets get to the bottleshop to find a sensible answer. Bartender, pour me a double! I need to give this deep consideration.
I think Eric has been stolen by the Leeds Forum. I say we storm the threads SAS style and take him back....he is one of ours. Get ready.... Got my whips and other implements of pain at the ready. Didley...you are on explosives...naturally. Woops..you are on wooden leg and walking sticks, Mr k ...you can use all the empty beer bottles you have amassed. Gordon...ask your friend for a loan of his three balls. Wherever...well just bring yourself Don't be messing with the Barnsley six....possibly 4 if Gordon and Wherever are a no show.
Yep, I'm ready, willing and able.......wooden leg - check........walking stick - check.........table cloth - check.........spending money - cheque........