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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Commachio, Mar 11, 2019.

  1. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    They may have had coal come to think of it.
     
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  2. E.T. Fairfax

    E.T. Fairfax Well-Known Member

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    **** me I've led a boring life. Went to school, left. went to college, left. Got a draughtsman job at 18, still there at 39. Never fallen out with anybody. Never had any family troubles. Been abroad twice, got married, had a daughter. Suffer from regular bouts of anxiety. Thats aboot it really.
     
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  3. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Have an affair with a crack whore mate, that should liven things up a bit.
     
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    :emoticon-0113-sleep
     
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  5. Number 1 Jasper

    Number 1 Jasper Well-Known Member

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    Definitely your MUM yeah <whistle>
     
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  6. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Best username ever though.
     
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  7. E.T. Fairfax

    E.T. Fairfax Well-Known Member

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  8. Dier Hard

    Dier Hard G'day mate!

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    29, raised by a single mum because my **** of a dad shirked his responsibilities as a father when I was just a baby.

    Done karate where I reached one belt away from black before my sensei moved back to Spain. Played Sunday League for years up until about 15. Got a message just yesterday saying one of the lads I played with died in his sleep over the weekend, 28 years old and his partner has a baby along the way, absolutely tragic.

    Went to a rough secondary but absolutely loved it, have two mates from it to this day, one which asked me to be his best man not so long ago. Got stabbed in the cheek in an after school fight with another school, wasn't a knife as wound was too small, presume a sharpened pencil or similar. Got knocked out playing rugby, horrible experience, would not recommend. Stayed on at sixth form but got bored, got a part time job doing drainage engineering that I loved, still managed to get two A-levels though despite less than a 60% attendance.

    Became a typical young football lad from about the ages of 18-22. Copped a 2 year away game ban along with my cousin, would've been worse had my cousin's former neighbour who worked at Spurs not done her best at reducing the punishment, was supposedly looking at a 3 year ban form all Spurs games. Grew up after that.

    Left the drainage firm after a short while (worst decision I've probably made, money weren't great but the people I worked with were brilliant) and worked in construction recruitment for 9 or so years. Left there in late 2017, moved down to Devon with some fam to help them run their new restaurant, left there after about 6 months and moved back to London, rejoined my old recruitment firm and been back here since although might leave again, just unsure what I wanna do, never have known really, which is annoying because I've generally considered myself a reasonably smart guy yet have no idea what my "dream job" is.

    Not done much travelling but would like to, been to a fair bit of Europe but not been outside the continent just yet, something I hope to change within the next couple of years.
     
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  9. We’ll have to do something about that, you twat.
     
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  10. BobbyD

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    Haha jasper... Good one :steam:

    If she wasnt though i wouldnt hold that against her...
     
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  11. E.T. Fairfax

    E.T. Fairfax Well-Known Member

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    Everybody has a right to an opinion and I respect you for sharing it with the rest of us.
     
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  12. BobbyD

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    Quite the life. If its any consolation i like my work colleagues but its ****ing boring.

    Not sure what my dream job would be. I was thinking footie manager or lifetime bum
     
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  13. E.T. Fairfax

    E.T. Fairfax Well-Known Member

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    I would like to have been Jennifer Aniston's underpants
     
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  14. BobbyD

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    You have opened a whole new world of dream jobs there mate.

    I pick to be jennifer lawrences sex slave
     
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  15. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    <yikes>

    <yikes> <yikes> <yikes>
     
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  16. Not sure you would have enjoyed that. The working environment is very hot and sweaty, and you have to kiss arse every day.

    Or so I understand.
     
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  17. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    That's decent for you <laugh>
     
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  18. Dier Hard

    Dier Hard G'day mate!

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    Just typical council estate scum life mate haha.

    My work colleagues in recruitment are alright but they don't have the banter you get in manual labour jobs.

    Aye mate it's always been a tough one for me, ever since I was a kid I never knew what I really wanted to do. Still hoping for a light bulb or some **** to pop in my head and make me go "that's it!".
     
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  19. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    My later life is on a thread entitled 'el Queso' on our board, if anyone can be arsed <laugh>
     
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  20. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Mate, when I was in my late 20's, I was up the Jungle in Venezuela out of my nut on DMT, hanging out with space cadets and medicine men. I thought my career choice was going to be travelling into some parallel dimensional portal and bringing back ancient wisdom from Aliens.

    You've got plenty of time on your side yet <ok>
     
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