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  1. LIBERTARIAN

    LIBERTARIAN Well-Known Member

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    not Dianne Abbott's thighs
     
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  2. Gordon Armstrong

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    which would be poisonous
     
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  3. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    if you ate one
     
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  4. Wooperts_duck

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    or nibbled a little
     
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    hole through the middle
     
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  6. LIBERTARIAN

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    for Jeremy's escape route
     
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  7. kiwiqpr

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    Down through deepest venezuela
     
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    hiding in a Caracas
     
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  9. LIBERTARIAN

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    bordello, playing with his
     
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  10. Hoop-Leif

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    brand new butt plug
     
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  11. kiwiqpr

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    jammed up his arse
     
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  12. Hoop-Leif

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    which reminded him to
     
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    for when Diane arrives
     
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    with her takeaway pizza
     
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    topped with molotov cocktails
     
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  17. San Diego

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    that had been ordered
     
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  18. LIBERTARIAN

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    on expenses, along with
     
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  19. Gordon Armstrong

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    everything for the greedy
     
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  20. kiwiqpr

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    in one easy purchase
     
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