Ow Do mackems. Polite request asking that the tickets that you don’t sell, could you contact PFC as we’ll take as many extras as you can spare. Our 40k are all accounted for so could do with a few thousand more. Thank you in advance
Should put this on the Raw thread with all the other bad jokes Sent from my Moto G (5) using Tapatalk
Hello there, how are you, nice of you to take all that time to type out your message ... we'll done, well done indeed. It's lovely to see you haven't let your disadvantages get you down and just give up. I expect you've had your tea and tablets and may already have been put to bed but, in the morning, I'd be obliged if you could ask your carer to send a quick message. This is really a place for grown ups and I worry that you might get upset with all the silly adults and end up back on your own in the 'special room'. Don't worry, you're in the best possible place with nice people trained to help. Good luck and thanks for your wonderful contribution, we're all rooting for you, night night.
Love the 'Ow Do' in the OP like.. ****ing tit thinks we are in Yorkshire. Pompey will get a hell of a shock when our mob turns up..
I genuinely wish I had the spare time to set up a fake account to go and try to 'wind up some other fans. Harmless though.
Many Sunderland supporters are Geordies, myself included ... ... apart from geography, spelling and culture what else are you useless at?
I was there and laughed at your lap of honour when you thought you'd won the league I'll be at the SOL when we have ours and you're scratting around in the play offs.
Dream on. Best you can hope for is a Wembley repeat of this tin pot final like us in the play offs . No way you’re getting automatic promotion.