St Marys had a little lamb, its fleece was black as soot, and everywhere that Saints went his sooty foot he put?
Would be a great mascot. Sorry Sammy Saint. Move over for the lamb running about the pitch at random moments of the game.
St Marys had a metal cow They milked it with a spanner The milk came out in shilling tins Small ones for a tanner. Jab
Right. Enough of this amusing banter. Been away so just been catching up. Valery. Quel beau jeune homme! Nous avons trouve un remplacement pour Morgan (mais ne dites pas a Mme Godders!). Allez les rouges. Vive la France.
"I fart in your general direction, David de Gea!" ...is apparently what Valery said after he scored on Saturday. Then he blew a raspberry.