Rangers v Celtic

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Only to the ridicule you receive on here on a daily basis.

 

Our home form is ****ing shocking.

If Rangers can't beat us by at least 5 then they may as well fold, again.

 

Cup game Drew. Wee teams always have a chance.

 

Exactly, that's why you should win. The Diddy NKOTB and not as good looking obviously. I mean look at Morelos, a messed up abortion if ever there was one.

 

Never a truer word said.

 

I doubt any team is going to pay big bucks for morelos unless he gets rid of that Bony M haircut.

 

Bony M?

 

Aberdeens cup final today, ****s took it easy against Hamilton the other day to prepare for this game.

Beat us today then lose to Partick Thistle in the semis would sum up this diddy club.

 

Morelos sure gets them going.

 

Lets face it, Rangers need to win this game for the good of Scottish football. They are the only team capable of beating Celtic at will. If we slip up today, maybe have more than our obligatory one dodgy red card aagainst this mob then it will be a disaster for the nation's footballing image as it will no doubt lead to another embarrassing final where Aberdeen roll over to the Tims.

 

Mon the Dandy Dons.

 

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Beaten the Tims once in 13 league games

As much a bigoted club as their long dead cheating Dodo ****wits. What a ****ing comedy show. Priceless.

3-1 Gers. If they're losing though expect a pitch invasion.

 

Whereas you lot don't do Cup Finals.

Unless you count the Harry Ramsden's Fish and Chip Pro Celebrity Invitational Plate of course.

 

Joe's not dead. He's on loan at Blackpool

Silly auld sod.

 

I'm sure he gets you going in your Bucky bath.

 

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