Or as our English friends call it, rugger. I won't be. Stupid ****in game where grown men heavy pet each other while throwing an oddly shaped ball around.
I like rugby as a sport. Just can't abide the sanctimonious ****s who play and commentate / write about it and, even worse, half the arseoles who go and watch it.
Yet rugby fans will always tell you their players are so much more manly. Because grabbing other men's thighs and having rough, hairy cuddles is so masculine
To play devil's advocate, whats football then? Surely just a game where grown men run around kicking a ball whilst being paid a fortune?? Then occasionally they kick the ball into a net or fall over and cry. Football requires only skill, where are most rugby players are incredibly fit, and can take a 20 stone bloke running at them and hitting them at about 10 mph. I doubt any footballer would last more than 10mins in a game of rugby. Dont get me wrong, i love football and always will. But i still think that most get paid extreme amounts!
They do it openly though because they are comfortable in their masculinity. Rugby players are all brownhatters in denial so they have to do their queering-up covertly.
Yeah, its a more physical game. But rugby players get cut and bleed but get up and carry on. They break bones and regularly get seriously hurt. Most footballers fall over after any contact and beg for a free-kick or penalty.
I'm starting work in 2 weeks time in a certain world famous rugby teams headquarters. Hopefully its all malicious lies about the gayness I dont fancy being the meat in a 40 stone man sandwich
