I'm even less inclined to fornicate with a female Liverpool fan, now that this information has come to light.
You laugh, but I will be the last one laughing when he is an established member of the French squad. Something Cantona never achieved.
Here's a joke. Some people on this forum have got it into their head that Wayne Rooney is world class. They need their head examined. Wayne Rooney, good premiership footballer that he is, is not world class, was never world class or will ever be world class.
Not only is Cantona crap at acting and philosophy, he was a usefless footballer. Above all though, HE'S FRENCH
I've just clicked to the end..... "RHC is a Gimp"... Thinking about it, I could have just clicked "edit post" and then seen what you had written