I would choose Football over a woman any day...Unless she looked like a fit version of Jennifer Aniston.
Combine footy,women and beer all in one go. Put the match on the telly,get her naked on all fours,put your bottle between her shoulderblades,then have canine style fun and a pint while watching the match.
You do know there is a video I think is sweden of a pretty sexy blonde running onto the field naked and smashing the ball into the net, great tekkers on the lass along with the nice baps.