Football or Girls?

The scenario is...

You have pulled the girl of your dreams and have been with her for a couple of weeks.

Liverpool are playing Man Utd and you are on the sofa watching the game with a couple of beers. The worst happens and Man Utd score. (Unlikely I know)

At this point the girl jumps up cheers and says I F*****g love Man Utd.

What do you do?

Man Utd fans reverse the scenario.

 

She's brown bread. End of. It's far, far more likely to happen the other way round anyway.

 

I'd never watch football with her in the first place.

 

you'd already have known.....

this is obvious.. no matter waht side of the fence you are on you would be saying shes a gobby slapper the minute you met her just like the rest of "her teams fans"

add that to the orange tan and fakies.... well it'd not me the ideal woman would it?

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thats what rivals do, build stereotypes.

 

Depends how hot she is?

 

Dream girlfriend, very hot.

 

Id wait till the game had finished, bang her senseless then kick her out.

 

Seeing as I started this, I would hit record on Sky+ tell her I don't want to watch the footy. Bang her once more, kick her out and watch the game.

 

Or get her to suck me off while I watch the game in peace

 

Seriously I wouldn't care as long as she wasn't a diehard fan. I couldn't handle her talking about United all the time or going to any of their games.

 

marry her, move to surrey, and raise a family of fishmongers!

 

I've dumped 2 girlfriends because they turned out Man Utd supporters 1 of them was well fit the other not so. I just cant stand it when they start talking about them.

 

I'd drop her with a stone cold stunner and be in a huff until we equilized (which we obviously would). after the game i'd ok with her (we wouldn't talk about football) and if we were to have kids then i'd insist on them being Liverpool fans as Man Utd fans get bullied in my family and its a medical fact that Man Utd fans are more likely to suffer from Muchousan by proxy

 

If i was watching football with the girl of my dreams my missus would chop my balls off with a blunt rusty axe

 

That's what working 'away' for the weekend is for

 

Does it matter what team someone supports?

 

eugh don't, If I ever have to go away for work my missus immediatley think's i'm on holiday (I don't know why) I spent 2 days in Epsom... EPSOM?! and when I got back she was asking how my holiday was (I was in meetings from 8am-9pm on both days)

 

My problem is,i don't work anymore

 

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