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Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Libby, Aug 4, 2017.

  1. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    I hope he does seeing that Martial is out.
     
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  2. luvgonzo

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    Can you insert a watermelon into your anus?
     
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  3. BobbyD

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    Nice one. I will take your sig after the match
     
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  4. Stan

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    Both Martial and Lingard could be back. I think Sanchez would start ahead of Lukaku anyway. In a good team performance last night Lukaku was absolute dog ****.
     
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  5. luvgonzo

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    I asked a question Bobby not gave you permission ffs. :biggrin:
     
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  6. Stan

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  7. Stan

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    Compare and contrast Pogba and Lukaku's starting positions, runs and finishing positions for Pogba's goal.

     
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  8. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Martial is back for Liverpool mate <ok>

    You shouldn’t be worrying about that anyway, you should be worrying about how Monginho, Sheita and the Geordie mongrel are going to get the ball off Pogba, Herrera and Matic.
     
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  9. luvgonzo

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    I'm not worrying about any of your players. You'll need your keeper to save you again.
     
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  10. astro

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    Probably just let them try a pass in their own half and we'll be through on goal
     
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  11. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Your biggest asset in this game is a centre half who thrives on clearing crosses and long balls, yet we won’t be playing Lukaku so he’s gonna have to deal with the ball on the ground into people who can run rings round him.

    Your season could be in tatters by Sunday afternoon pal.
     
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  12. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    I think you’re getting us confused with Steven Gerrard mate <ok>

    That’s you done by the way, gimme my fork back before you leave this board please.
     
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  13. luvgonzo

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    A lot of players have run rings around VVD this season tbf, he's just a big donkey who's a head the ball...Oh hold on that's complete bollox and you're talking out your arse. <whistle>
     
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  14. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Well you will see mate, I’ma enjoy this one mate, don’t go hiding when I come for ya.
     
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  15. astro

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    Gerrard doesn't play for us. In fact you're on your 3rd manager since he left <ok>
     
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  16. Blueman

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    <laugh> Let's face it, if we were in a cup final it wouldn't be against you.
     
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  17. luvgonzo

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    I'll be on here full of beer and ready to flounce off just before offering to meet you in a local car park for a straightener, none of that will be needed though as you've already shown this season that when faced with a bit of quality you go to pieces, have a word with Paul and remind him to stay on the pitch in this one and not get an early red so that he can go for a sauna.
     
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    Pogba's still got 6 days to make up an excuse to rule himself out of the game
     
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    <laugh>
     
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  20. luvgonzo

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    And get a special haircut.
     
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