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Discussion in 'Barnsley' started by UTRs, Mar 25, 2015.

  1. Hoop-Leif

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    some pigs in blankets
     
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  2. Wherever

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    Cause it get chilly
     
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  3. Gordon Armstrong

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    con carnè is sometimes
     
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  4. LIBERTARIAN

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    mistaken for Dianne Abbott's...
     
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  5. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    a thick, ugly, fat
     
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    revolting woman who thinks
     
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  7. kiwiqpr

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    once shes finished talking
     
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  8. LIBERTARIAN

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    to the trees, she....
     
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  9. Hoop-Leif

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    will have more friends
     
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  10. LIBERTARIAN

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    than Jennifer Aniston and....
     
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    her on show nipples
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  12. Gordon Armstrong

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    that you couldn't resist
     
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  13. kiwiqpr

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    to add clamps too
     
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  14. Gordon Armstrong

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    to block her escape :cheesy:
     
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  15. LIBERTARIAN

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    from Alcatraz, where she...
     
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    was busy trying to
     
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  17. kiwiqpr

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    brighten up the environment
     
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  18. LIBERTARIAN

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    by planting daffodils, and
     
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  19. Hoop-Leif

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    pelting David Schwimmer with
     
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  20. LIBERTARIAN

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    Dianne Abbott's pubic hairs
     
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