is Jak really a well travelled entrepreneur living a lavish “Empire” like lifestyle in Jakarta? Or is the truth that he really is just an aspiring “barrow boy” Mike Ashley wannabe working from a Unit in Chester le Street? After a tip off from Inspector Dorts, Private Eye Groot has shocking and revealing evidence to show that the flash, somewhat showy, displays at the Earl may really just be a feeble cover for Jak’s true life. Recent pictures taken in Chester-Le-Street whilst undercover. Surely there must be a review of Jak’s position of authority as a Mod?
Surprisingly good online reviews of the marketing services, considering he spends time on here... I always pegged him as a concubine, personally
Grooty and Jakky sitting in a tree... K I S S I N G Folk who dedicate a thread to one single poster clearly have some man love issues. I regularly get dedicated threads from my fans on the Mackem board. It’s a sign I’m having an impact. Looks to me like Grooty wants some pokey bum fun with wor Jak. Not sure if the Earl do rooms lads but me or Dorts can ask for you at the next meetup?
I know its frustrating not to be involved in the FA Cup yet again Groot but if you are bored you could start a headline game or get your Predictions in rather than casting doubt on my highly polished internet persona.