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Groot Investigates

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  1. Delusional Full Stop

    Delusional Full Stop Here to serve all your counselling needs.
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    is Jak really a well travelled entrepreneur living a lavish “Empire” like lifestyle in Jakarta? Or is the truth that he really is just an aspiring “barrow boy” Mike Ashley wannabe working from a Unit in Chester le Street?

    After a tip off from Inspector Dorts, Private Eye Groot has shocking and revealing evidence to show that the flash, somewhat showy, displays at the Earl may really just be a feeble cover for Jak’s true life.

    Recent pictures taken in Chester-Le-Street whilst undercover.

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    Surely there must be a review of Jak’s position of authority as a Mod?
     
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    Delusional Full Stop, Feb 17, 2019
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  2. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    Surprisingly good online reviews of the marketing services, considering he spends time on here...

    I always pegged him as a concubine, personally <laugh>
     
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  3. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Private Eye Groot and Inspector Dorts crack the case <laugh>
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath, Feb 17, 2019
  4. Judge Death

    Judge Death Well-Known Member

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    Our very own Morse and Lewis...
     
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  5. Delusional Full Stop

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    Can I be And?
     
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  6. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Grooty and Jakky sitting in a tree...

    K I S S I N G

    Folk who dedicate a thread to one single poster clearly have some man love issues.

    I regularly get dedicated threads from my fans on the Mackem board. It’s a sign I’m having an impact.

    Looks to me like Grooty wants some pokey bum fun with wor Jak.

    Not sure if the Earl do rooms lads but me or Dorts can ask for you at the next meetup?
     
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  7. Captainchaos.

    Captainchaos. Well-Known Member

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    I prefer the sound of inspector grootso
     
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    Captainchaos., Feb 17, 2019
  8. JakartaToon

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    I know its frustrating not to be involved in the FA Cup yet again Groot but if you are bored you could start a headline game or get your Predictions in rather than casting doubt on my highly polished internet persona.
     
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  9. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Not quite, I found this picture of them...

    please log in to view this image
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Feb 18, 2019
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    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    I;m trying to work out which one is Grrot and which one is Dorts <laugh>
     
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  11. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Groot always smiles for the camera
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Feb 18, 2019
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    It’s usually the apple stuck in his mouth according to Jak.
     
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  13. Heed

    Heed well known cheat

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    Dorty is the spitting image of Mr Bean.
     
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  14. Delusional Full Stop

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    Found? It’s been on your bed side cabinet since you took it.
     
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