Bit disappointed with this thread - i read the title and hoped it was going to be about a punch up someone had in the butchers.
If people didn't argue it would be boring as **** on here, nothing better than watching 2 adults losing their **** and threatening violence against each other knowing that they'll never meet.
Tbf, it's even better when they begin publicly arranging a meet, which would involve one or both of them jumping in a car and driving 100 miles. Haven't had one of those for a while.
I’ve been offered out for a fight. Threatened with legal action and had the Old Bill called on me. All by the one person who claims to be the wum master
Oi ! - I have respectfully declined all offers of straighteners. I think @petersaxton offered me out once, although I'm unsure to this day, whether he was inviting me on a date. Had I taken up his invite, I wouldn't have known whether to bring flowers or bandages.
Damn right - there's no situation in life that can't be made better with a decent pie. Might have one for dinner now....
It already is a sandwich really, with pastry substituting for bread. No reason not to double up on it though, come to think...