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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Lovearsenalcock, Feb 2, 2017.

  1. NSIS

    NSIS Well-Known Member

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    If he can do 100m in just over 14 secs at aged 7, you’re looking at a future world champion if he takes it seriously.

    I know the obvious joke is there but it’s not intended to be racist.
     
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  2. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Just bought these new wheels in the sale... £90.
     
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  3. Libby

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    You got mugged bru, they're shoes not wheels.
     
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  4. Lovearsenalcock

    Lovearsenalcock Homeboy
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    @CBD saffy

    Edit : soz Tel, thought it was @Sweats. Posting
     
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  5. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Nah these are real fam.
     
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  6. Burly Hurley

    Burly Hurley Well-Known Member

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    Do they come in red/white...???

    bruv they aint the right colour... just saying.........
    bw
    The only Mrs BH
     
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  7. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    I’m sure you can send your butler out to get them made bespoke <whistle>
     
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  8. Lovearsenalcock

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    Listening to Biggie Life after Death on Vinyl

    Every Cutey with a Booty bought a Coogi
     
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  9. Sweats

    Sweats Fat lives matter
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    As fake as your online persona. <ok>

    Other than than lovely mate. You should should feel SUPER proud of yourself for buying something so ace. Well done tel.
     
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  10. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    What’s with all the stuttering Sweats?

    Looks like Saff done a number on you and left you shook.
     
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  11. Sweats

    Sweats Fat lives matter
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    Which stuttering we talking about lad? The one you made up to complete you’re joke or the non existent one? Bit like your steroid infested penis?

    Clearly I will bow to your superior all round enjoyable ness. You are the only man that portrays to have a big powerful job that spends his entire day on a chat forum pretending to be something he is not.. oh hang on.. no you’re just as pathetically the same.

    Other than that mate I voted for you as the best poster. <ok> I reeeaaaally like you. You’re a real good egg. Heart of gold.
     
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  12. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    What you talking about? I didn’t bring you into this and I’ve only said the ones I bought are not fake, YOU said yours were fake.

    You’ve always had an issue with me, whether it be with me taking care of my health or me enjoying a job I have earned.

    You showed your true colours for the board to see with Saff, I don’t need to make you look a prat here, you’ve done that all on your own in abundance.

    Console yourself by throwing your **** at me all you want pal, I don’t pretend to be anything.
     
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  13. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Oh and if you read your post back you’ll see exactly what I meant by stuttering. <ok>
     
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  14. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Anywaaaaaaay... I’ve got a twitchy eye, for about 2 days now, it’s annoying me... anybody else had that ****?
     
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  15. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Yeah tiredness bru. Only thing that cures it is hitting yourself over the head repeatedly with a hammer mate.
     
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  16. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    I’ve been getting more sleep than average lately though... it’s annoying AF. I’ll try the hammer thing.
     
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  17. PINKIE

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    Yeah it works mate. Your head hurts so much that it makes you forget all about the twitchy eye <ok>
     
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  18. Lovearsenalcock

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    Symptom of stress Bru..listen to this nigga
     
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  19. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Probably that mate... been bare stress lately.
     
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  20. Lovearsenalcock

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    Stress don't solve no problems brother...**** it.

    ...I know the twitch is defo stress
     
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