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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Matth_2014, Sep 17, 2018.

  1. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    Would you sex with either of these?

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  2. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    of course not silly.. look at the shirts
     
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  3. Matth_2014

    Matth_2014 Well-Known Member

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    I got a phone call from the show yesterday, They want to talk to me.
     
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  4. Willhoops

    Willhoops Well-Known Member

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    Great news, well done I’m sure you’ll charm them
     
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  5. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    Well done Matthew don't make a tool of yourself until you actually get on the Show
     
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  6. Matth_2014

    Matth_2014 Well-Known Member

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    I’m not going on it.
     
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  7. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    Ffs!

    Why not?
     
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  8. Matth_2014

    Matth_2014 Well-Known Member

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    Because I don’t want to, I don’t like having attention on me.
     
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  9. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    But you managed to get to the phone call stage so you was obviously interested.

    Plus you've got a YouTube channel...I'm sure you don't mind attention
     
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  10. Matth_2014

    Matth_2014 Well-Known Member

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    That’s not the point, I don’t get millions watching my videos though.
     
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  11. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    You could become famous and get yo self some pussy at the same time.

    Think about it mate
     
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  12. Matth_2014

    Matth_2014 Well-Known Member

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    I don’t care, I genuinely don’t.
     
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  13. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    At least find out how much $$ they are willing to pay before blowing them out.
     
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  14. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    You'll get guest appearances at United events once they find out who you are.

    Might get to play in some Charity games at OT


    World is your Oyster bru...think about it
     
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  15. Paulpowersleftfoot

    Paulpowersleftfoot Well-Known Member

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    Wow :emoticon-0102-bigsm
     
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  16. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    You'd be a living legend on here if you did it.
     
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  17. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    <laugh>
     
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  18. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    Shame... they've never had a Wasp Whisperer on before ... <cheers>
     
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  19. Matth_2014

    Matth_2014 Well-Known Member

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    Grow up.
     
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  20. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Bottled it Matth.

    You might as well be a Spurs fan now lad.
     
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