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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Matth_2014, Feb 13, 2019.

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  1. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Roses are red
    So is Manchester
    Anybody that disagrees
    Is a child molester
     
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    Tel (they/them), Feb 14, 2019
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  2. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy
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    Roses are Red
    Violets are Blue
    Matthew is a ****
     
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    Spurlock, Feb 14, 2019
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  3. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Good, because that's what you'll get <laugh>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Feb 14, 2019
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  4. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Red and black <doh>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Feb 14, 2019
  5. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Child molester.
     
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    Tel (they/them), Feb 14, 2019
  6. Matth_2014

    Matth_2014 Well-Known Member

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    Ironic, Coming from you.
     
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    Matth_2014, Feb 14, 2019
  7. Willhoops

    Willhoops Well-Known Member

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    An oldie but a goodie.

    "Roses are red Violets are glorious Never sneak up On Oscar Pistorius!"
     
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    Willhoops, Feb 14, 2019
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  8. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    When Fergie left
    The City became blue
    Cos jus like the titanic
    United are old news
     
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    Libby, Feb 14, 2019
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  9. Matth_2014

    Matth_2014 Well-Known Member

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    Roses are red,

    Libby’s poem aren’t right,

    He has to accept,

    That Southampton are sh(i)te.
     
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    Matth_2014, Feb 14, 2019
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  10. Willhoops

    Willhoops Well-Known Member

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    24DF7C9B-3FD6-418D-A4BA-98163AC56FED.jpeg
     
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    Willhoops, Feb 14, 2019
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  11. Saintmagic

    Saintmagic Well-Known Member

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    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    One ripped condom
    That caused you
     
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    Saintmagic, Feb 14, 2019
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  12. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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  13. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Child molester.
     
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    Tel (they/them), Feb 14, 2019
  14. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Reported.
     
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    Libby, Feb 14, 2019
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  15. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    That's not bad Matth <laugh>
     
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    Libby, Feb 14, 2019
  16. Matth_2014

    Matth_2014 Well-Known Member

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    Roses are red,

    I don’t have gout,

    Your parents had sex,

    Your dad should’ve pulled out.
     
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    Matth_2014, Feb 14, 2019
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  17. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    As have you been.
     
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    Tel (they/them), Feb 14, 2019
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  18. Matth_2014

    Matth_2014 Well-Known Member

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    Thanks, I’m glad you like it.
     
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    Matth_2014, Feb 14, 2019
  19. Saintmagic

    Saintmagic Well-Known Member

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    Roses are red
    Dead ones are grey
    Now you must tell me
    Does your mum know youre gay
     
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    Saintmagic, Feb 14, 2019
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  20. Matth_2014

    Matth_2014 Well-Known Member

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    I’m not gay.
     
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    Matth_2014, Feb 14, 2019
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