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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Saf, Feb 8, 2019.

  1. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    ****ta?

    Once a woman turns 28 she does a hulk like transformation into a gay man with a fully functioning penis and says "you wouldn't like me when I'm horny"... Happens to every single one of them. Its only really bad though when the 28 year old woman grows a penis larger than your own on her 28th birthday.
     
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  2. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    Bobby that's me, mate. I always get uneasy when I see people go straight for the parents when a kid isn't behaving.

    I come from a decent family. My Mother worked as a housing manager for the council and none of my cousins have ever got in trouble. My behaviour come about through the people I was hanging about with at school. My Mother used to get embarrassed being called up to the school about me, it's just not something that happened in the family. She done everything to try and get me on the right tracks but I was young and never listened.
     
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  3. BobbyD

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    exactly, thats why i will never judge someone. Some people just end up hanging out with ****s. Some people are just naturally more shy, or want to please and they can also lead to peer pressure.

    easy to make a wrong turn in life
     
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  4. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    the coolest kids in school were usually the more anti-authority kids, it's just one of those things, breaking rules is fun.
     
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  5. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    Of course. In my school it was bully or be bullied. I always knew which side of the fence that I wanted to be on.
     
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  6. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    I was a bit weird in the fighting regard at school, I wouldn't really fight anyone in my year or below, I'd just defend myself, but rarely attack, but if someone in the years above started to hit me, I'd smack them in the mouth
     
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  7. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy
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    I'd fight anyone....even bitches got a slap if they got mouthy.
     
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  8. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    True but I’m not sure I plan to live that long.
     
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  9. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    I want to still be 40 but have my body back from when I was 30. <laugh>
     
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  10. remembercolinlee

    remembercolinlee Well-Known Member

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    Sometimes I offloaded when I go back to the mini nutters I am in a positive place so I can give them my best but think I came across as an insulting tart last night...my point were very badly made.

    I agree about kids falling in with the wrong crowd and parents not always being blamed...my thoughts were about much younger kids like I work with. And my venom is aimed at parents who are ****ty to their kids. I watch parents in the streets swearing and insulting their young kids...you can't say **** to them cos the kid will just get it worse later.

    If I sounded like I was standing in judgement I genuinely apologise as I didn't mean to.

    Being a parent is difficult and God knows I screw up often enough so shouldn't have been so careless
     
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  11. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    You're making me fell guilty now, RCL. I've got a lot of respect for you. You always come across well mannered and polite. You of course also do a great job in your life away from the forum.

    Looking back, I made to much of it and jumped on it way to quickly. I hope we can put this to bed, mate. It doesn't need mentioned again <ok>
     
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  12. brb

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    He's a disgusting vile nonce...

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    the kid was 12, i don't care if she said or pretended to be 16 or 19 - she was 12 ffs.

    Maybe it's the methods that are getting these men in trouble these days or just another outlet for pervs to prey on. Just looking at the story, a dating app, followed by him taking pictures then sharing them with his mate, look at me, how cool am i bro...bang him up and throw away the fooking key.
     
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  13. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    Is it me, or does he look like Adam Johnson with a fake beard and 'tache?
     
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  14. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    I was literally about to write that he looks like Johnson.
     
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  15. remembercolinlee

    remembercolinlee Well-Known Member

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    Was just thinking it through mate...not making a thing of it but I try to make stuff clear and after reading all the posts (not just yours) I was about as clear as a klopp interview <whistle> so thought I should try and make clear what I meant.
    I found the who discussion useful tbh so don't feel bad...sometimes another point of view clarifies my thinking like in this instance...have a good rest of weekend mate!
     
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  16. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Aye, ****ing uncanny that.
     
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  17. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    Agreed. He's said that he knew she wasn't 19, but thought she'd still be 16... He knew.

    I doubt her body was that of a fully formed woman. He knew.
     
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  18. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    Not just me then, seems we now have the beginnings of a child safety guide,
    Rule 1, beware anyone who looks like Adam Johnson talking to your daughter
     
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  19. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    And you, mate <ok>
     
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  20. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Could have had so much fun with this comment if I was being a ****.

    Resisting the urge. <laugh>
     
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