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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Feb 8, 2019.

  1. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
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  2. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
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    Job interviews
     
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  3. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    Type on football threads


    Give owa Albert, put it away :emoticon-0172-mooni
     
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  4. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Size up like a baby carrot.
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath, Feb 8, 2019
  5. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    Model clothes
     
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    InBiscanWeTrust, Feb 8, 2019
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  6. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Take part in Bullseye.
     
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  7. cronemeister

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    Take your kids to the park
    BBQ
     
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    cronemeister, Feb 8, 2019
  8. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion
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    Attend Parents Night at the kids' school.
     
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    Rum & Black for 2, Feb 8, 2019
  9. jimileysbaldhead

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    Sh!t yourself at the bar whilst having a drink with the mother in law.
     
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    jimileysbaldhead, Feb 8, 2019
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  10. cronemeister

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    You shouldn't even do that fully clothed never mind naked.
     
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    cronemeister, Feb 8, 2019
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  11. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    To be honest, it’s peobably better to **** yourself naked than fully clothed
     
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    InBiscanWeTrust, Feb 8, 2019
  12. jimileysbaldhead

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    I'll try both tonight and let you know...<ok>
     
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    jimileysbaldhead, Feb 8, 2019
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  13. G4rdToonArmy

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    Climb a mountain

    Go on a first date

    Turn up in court (unless pleading insanity)
     
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    G4rdToonArmy, Feb 8, 2019
  14. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    Have you never seen naked attraction?
     
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    InBiscanWeTrust, Feb 8, 2019
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  15. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    Go to the toilets during a game at SJP just in case Chippy is around.
     
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    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail, Feb 8, 2019
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  16. Albert's Chip Shop

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    The bogs are a right state anarl in case I never mentioned it before....
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Feb 8, 2019
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    Eat a banana
     
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    Fry eggs
     
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    mickeybnufc, Feb 9, 2019
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    Enter Tilikum's tank...
     
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