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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Teessidemackem, Feb 3, 2019.

  1. Teessidemackem

    Teessidemackem Well-Known Member

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    Has anybody else got one?
    Im laid in bed next to a stunning lass 11 years younger than me.
    Im currently half pished, been a kunt and upset my lass with a **** remark and currently laid here depressed messaging women that are event even half as fit as my lass
    I havd a nice house, good job , 2 amazing lads but i constantly feck my life up hence my divorce. Im a loose cannon and i ****ing hate it.
     
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  2. haslam

    haslam Well-Known Member

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    Mate you already know what you need to do and the answer isn't the other women.

    Hope you sort it out, you're a good lad and need to get off here and talking to her. And get some ****ing sleep!


    ps. I'm not sure I'm interesting enough to have a self-destruct button. I see it as a positive but realistically if the world was full of people like me we'd all die of boredom.
     
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  3. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    Just keep talking, you're helping <whistle>


    Haslam is right, Tees. You need to sleep it off and not mull it over in your head. Tomorrow is another day. I can't give you the advice I would normally give because we are getting older now and you're settled down with a decent bird...

    Make small talk with your lass in the morning and then surprise her with some flowers when you get home. Job done.
     
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  4. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    I don't know you so it may well be more complicated but it sounds to me like you need to grow up and make the decision to not be such a twat, you have 2 kids so do it for them if not your other half or yourself. It really is that simple.
    Also drink less if that's part of the problem.
     
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  5. Spurlock

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    <laugh>

    Old Skool 'real talk' bomb dropped
     
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    Yep, I’ve got one, but I’ve learned to control it over the years. I should add that that learning has cost me plenty though. 2 divorces not being the least of those.

    It wasn’t just women, it was drugs, alcohol, the whole bit. One day my body fired me a sharp warning that it had had enough of my antics and that if I wanted to live much longer I’d better take my foot off the pedal.

    Wisely, for once in my life, I listened.
     
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  7. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Probably best to blart about it on an anonymous forum. That’ll help.
     
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  8. Bodinki

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    Speak to Fosse and HIAG, they have banged thousands of beautiful super models over the years with their geriatric todgers.
    If anyone can give you woman advice it's those guys.....
     
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  9. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Might have something to do with it mate.
     
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  10. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Stay off the drink would be my advice.
     
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  11. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Very hard to give advice that will work because you obviously have a bit of a temper mate ... but, if you can do it, practice avoiding an immediate come-back, no matter how much you are itching ... that few minutes might just be enough for you to think wider about the likely consequences ,,, <cheers>
     
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  12. Bodinki

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    We all get a bit mad sometimes.

    The Wrath of Matth
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  13. brb

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    Very telling that photo from a psychological point of view. It is an expression of anger, but oddly not that of a man but a child. Bit like when a kid throws a tantrum, and it grits it's teeth together, with the same open mouth. Whereas you find with an adult male, the mouth would be open wider with the teeth apart, as it expresses vocally as well has facially. The latter think the vigorous movements of haka as demonstrated below;

    Matth is more this....

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    Than this...

     
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  14. Bodinki

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    Believe it or not, that picture was from a "celebration" video he did, to celebrate Fellaini leaving United.

    Kid has issues!
     
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    i remember seeing one of his videos once when he was annoyed, it was very disturbing to say the least, after that i stopped watching them.
     
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    He is gonna give himself a heart attack.
    Such a hateful boy. Football really isn't THAT important!

    Looks like CCTV footage of a rape attack on Crimewatch!
     
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  17. Teessidemackem

    Teessidemackem Well-Known Member

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    Feck off Comm dont even go there given me the father/son alcohol chat. Your as guilty as anyone over the years for having a few too many.
    I drink on a Sat and Sun and work my ar$e off during the week to build and create a good life for me and my lads. You obviously know feck all about me after all these years. Feck you and feck this forum. Im done.
     
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  18. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    Send me your number before you go, Tees. I lost my phone a few weeks back and all the numbers in it.
     
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    Teessidemackem Well-Known Member

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    Ill inbox you soon mate.
     
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