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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by TC (Lovely Geezer), Sep 8, 2011.

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  1. TC (Lovely Geezer)

    TC (Lovely Geezer) Well-Known Member

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    The £35m ‘war chest’ Newcastle have is already being spent, but Newcastle owner Mike Ashley has consulted manager Alan Pardew, and both have agreed to the re-instatement of Denis Wise as the clubs Director of Football. This will be a good oppurtunity for Wise to make amends for his revious stint where Newcastle fans thought he let them down. Pardew and his chief scouts will be responsible for identifying players, but Wise will be responsible for brokering the deals.


    Full story in tomorrows Times <ok>
     
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  2. Stuart Blanc

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    Bullsh!t wum
     
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    Hilarious thread this.
     
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  4. Geordie Gashead

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    Omg dat izzz da biggst joke wtf man ashley oot
     
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  5. Arfa's Left Foot

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    Wowza I was so fooled and wound up by this....

    You helmet.
     
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  6. Rafa's Championship Party

    Rafa's Championship Party Well-Known Member

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    <doh>. Now go and get ya head kicked in.
     
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  7. "not" geniusvoiceoreason

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    You've spelt 'Lonely Geezer' wrong?!?!
     
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  9. I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner

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    eeaa man I am da moderata of dis forum n a reckin yee shud fuk of noo!
     
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  10. Geordie Gashead

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    Word.
     
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    <doh>

    Does beardface still see these as Keegan?
     
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  12. skalpel

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    Hah, no idea let's test:
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  13. I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner

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    <laugh> <doh> I think he said it was back to normal.
     
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    Guys, I'm sorry to break it to you. But this is partly true! Wise is returning. Pardew has walked. And Joe Kinnear is making a dramatic comeback...you heard it here first!
     
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  15. overseasTOON

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    At least he knows who Simon Bird is now.
     
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  16. Jock McMagpie

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    You can get the full story here TC,save you waiting until tomorrow.

    www.gettofukyaweefannybaws.co.uk
     
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  17. skalpel

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    <laugh> I don't know if i'd understand what the hell that says even if there were spaces between the words.
     
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  18. I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner

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    It was in the language they call Scottish. I have never grasped it to be honest.
     
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  20. GeoMax

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    Dennis Wise has recently taken up fishing and wouldn't have the time to work for Ashley again!

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