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  1. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    Pity the poor cow that's shat that out of its arse
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    Lenny Henry reckons if she had opened her mouth that wide while married they would still be together
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    "What do you mean your waters have broken ? I didn't even know you were pregnant !!"
     
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    San Diego Sir Mediator Forum Moderator

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    What do you mean you don't like my new jacuzzi
     
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    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Well done SD, you're the winner this time around................:emoticon-0150-hands
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jan 31, 2019
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    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Come on SD, don't be shy !!
     
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  7. San Diego

    San Diego Sir Mediator Forum Moderator

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    Some of us have to work you know.
    I'll get to it when I can
     
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    Get your priorities straight SD
     
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    San Diego Sir Mediator Forum Moderator

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    I did <ok> :emoticon-0102-bigsm
     
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    San Diego Sir Mediator Forum Moderator

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    Thank you kindly

    Here's next.......

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    You told me you'd trained them not to bite!
     
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    The Australian bachelor can't believe his luck
     
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    Dai the Cardiff sheep shagger looking for his date for tonight....
     
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    Kiwi Farmer Wants A Wife.....
     
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    Didley Squat, Feb 6, 2019
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    australia still dosent get the concept of speed dating
     
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    kiwiqpr, Feb 7, 2019
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    "Are you shearing that sheep Eric ?".........."No Didley, get your own one !"
     
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    Friday night dance in Kiwiland; "Round up all the male sheep and take em to the hall, we're having us a hoedown!"
     
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    no matter how drunk you get on australia day explained diddles
    always pick up a good looking woman
     
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    .................... and ship the ugly ones to NZ, there not that fussy. Baaaa!
     
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    Winner!

    Well done <applause>
     
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    San Diego, Feb 8, 2019
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Thank you, SD!
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    My mamma made me some fried chicken on a new takeaway dish, yeehaw!

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