You lying ****. You said ages ago that you face the cistern so you can put your head down for a wee snooze half way through. From that available data you would be 3. It would be hilarious if you respond to this by not saying, "in ye pop", but "in ye plop" Hahahaha pmsl just think of the laughs and likes you would get
Imagine you were put in a room with all the sites you'd done in your life. How incredible would that be?
"Sites you'd done" as in all the birds you'd pumped? Yes that would be incredible. Oor Baz would just be in a room with Julie.
Cross between 1 and 2 because I sit down but try to raise the legs as this is meant to be the optimum pooping position unless you are doing the full squat technique. Positions 4 and 6 are often the cause of damaged toilet seats which were frequent back in the days of working in social housing. Our muslim chums would not sit on the bog and would douche themselves with those hoses you stick onto the bath taps or if it was a separate WC they'd just pour jugs of water all over the place. Not a single f.uck given for the downstairs neighbours who would be flooded out as a result.
Would need to be an unimaginably big room mate, just sayin'.. And would go Event Horizon pretty quickly imho
