It's nice to see that every now and then Lord Adonis is still able to let his hair down. please log in to view this image
When I was growing up, we were so poor my mum bought my clothes from an army and navy shop. I went to school dressed as a Japanese admiral.
A Brummie walks into a tailors and says: “Alroit, mate. I’d like a 70s suit, please.” The tailor says: “Certainly sir, and would you like a kipper tie?” Brummie says: “Thanks mate, two sugars"
One of the Russian acrobats in our human pyramid has been deported....we don't have Oleg to stand on.....
Evidence has been found that William Tell and his family were avid bowlers. Unfortunately, all the Swiss League records were destroyed in a fire, and so we'll never know for whom the Tells bowled.
My mate told me a snooker ball in a sock is a brilliant weapon if you get into a fight. Not really, I couldn't even walk properly.
Thinking of changing my home phone number - must be nearly the same as the Meteriological office. Some guy keeps ringing up and asking my wife if the coast is clear.
My teacher told me I'd be no good at poetry due to my dyslexia, but so far I've made three jugs and a vase.
Some thieving swine has stolen my tools from my van and I need to go to work tonight. Has anyone got a crowbar, a hoodie, ski mask, gloves and a hold-all or back-pack I can borrow?
