Off Topic The Burly Arms

^^^^^^^^^ desperate to rip the piss, no matter what

#leftout

 

Of course you were

 

That's knocked you sideways, he, Pix!

That wasn't on your wum agenda, was it, sunshine!

Just because the most you've ever played in front of is 30 at some dingy Cuban beat sleaze bar, no need to get jealous, mate.

I've played at many festivals and outdoor events, in front of large crowds.

It's just that I particularly remember the one I've described , because I took my infant son on stage before we started.

Those memories will stay with me forever , Pix.

 

Which festival was that mate ?

 

I juggled in front of thousands of people at Warwick Castle. True story.

 

The truth is unacceptable to you, Commie, because it rips your pathetic wum agenda to shreds.

Sorry, but it did happen.

Several times.

Chances are, it will happen again , this year.

We've been off the festival circuit for a couple of years, while Daz settles into the band, but we're planning to get back on it.

 

I once went before a crowd of 52,000 people. Also true

 

You pissed on stage at a Wham concert?

 

It was for one of my more mild mannered talents

 

You first , Pix.

Post a link to your band performing, and I will list every outdoor concert I've performed at.

 

Carparkfest
Frontroomfest
Franksbirthdayfest

 

Can we not just agree that you’re all ****e at everything and move on?

 

**** off did you!

 

You ****s need a band thread ffs, it will tragically suit your relationship on here.

 

My juggling isn’t ****e.

 

It's true that mate.

 

If Pix and I had our own private band thread, what's the betting that the usual twats would pile in with their usual nonsense ?

 

wikl what now, bru ?

 

Sounds like fun. Get it posted mate